Alyssa is a rare breed of blue mongoose. It is known to be very agressive and attack you for no reason, usually going for the nose. Many people are walking around without noses because of the dreaded blue mongoose AlyssaOMG! He has no nose! Michael Jackson must have gotten too close to an Alyssa!
Oh, I also like these:She's frequently mistaken for being a Sasquatch. Bottom line. Nobody likes an Alyssa. Don't trust a hoe, if a hoe doesn't trust you. And an Alyssa is that hoe. That hoe that you don't trust.Example 1: Boy: Is that an Alyssa? Girl: It is an Alyssa! Boy & Girl: LET'S KILL THE BITCH Example 2: Boy: OMG AN ALYSSA IS COMING Girl: OMG SHE'S COMING TOWARDS US! Boy & Girl: RUN! SASQUATCH!!a stuck up brat!! The worst friend u could possibly have!! Never hang out with an Alyssa she will lie to uAlyssa, BratIn some cases, Alyssa is a white girl who wishes she could be gangster, but everyone knows how white she is.
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